Lard & magic. San Francisco. California. 4.2.2013.

USES FOR LARD
(partial list)

1. GRUB-COOKING
2. SKIN MOISTURIZING
3. GREASED MAST COMPETITIONS
4. HAIR-STYLING
5. GASOLINE SUBSTITUTE
6. LARD FIGHTS
7. "MY LITTLE LARD-BOY" SCULPTURES
8. FINGERNAIL-SOFTENING
9. SHARK-ENTICING
10. SALAD DRESSING (SEASONAL)
11. GIFT WRAP